If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
I needed this earlier today.
Double-take outside daycare.
(Source: aru)
It appears that some celebrities don’t actually like Justin Bieber.. How sad.
XTINA!! Haha gurllll!AHAHAHAHAHA CHRISTINA’S FACE I ABOUT DROPPED DEAD
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(Source: pizza)
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
(Source: idratherneedyou)
(Source: iraffiruse)
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
(Source: jssey)
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
